I decided to take a month off from this. Every now and then, one must give ones’ self a break from the bullshit, and since this isn’t my actual paying job, I felt no urgency to keep up with it at a daily pace. Trying to keep up with trump’s daily slights against humanity can be demoralizing.

But, a month has passed. Back to it.

I don’t think the president has ever sent mixed messages on how he feels about all of the improper actions that the Clintons took and certainly were involved in over the course of the last several years, and I think he is getting hit every single day on a ridiculous witch hunt that has proved nothing. People have been investigating for over a year and have found nothing. But there’s actually some real, I think, hard facts to look at when it comes to the Clintons, and I think that’s been completely ignored. The president’s looking for a fair playing field on that front.

-Sarah Huckabee Sanders, 25 July 2017


G STEPHANOPOULOS: I want to ask you the same question Jon Karl asked Sean Spicer on his first day. Do you promise to always try to tell the truth from that podium?

S H SANDERS: Absolutely. And not just to you, but I think that’s our duty. Certainly, I have three young kids. And I want to be able to go home and look my kids in the eye every single day. And that’s far more important to me to be able to do that and have that, the highest level of honesty and integrity.

And I want to do that not just in my job but in every single thing I do. And so this is just an extension of me being able to do that. And I’m excited and honored to do it.

-This Week with George Stephanopoulos, 23 July 2017

Well, at least she promised to tell the truth. Too bad that was a lie.

Republicans investigated Benghazi for over 4 years and found absolutely nothing. They tried desperately to make Clinton’s “What difference, at this point, does it make” comment into a full-blown scandal, but no one bought it, except the mouth-breathing half-wits who think coal is clean, Jesus had a pet triceratops, and global warming is a hoax.

Republicans investigated Whitewater for over 5 years and found only that Bill Clinton was a womanizer. They were able to get him to lie about his affairs and used that as grounds to impeach him to no effect.

Republicans wanted badly to find that Hillary Clinton did something illegal with her e-mail server, but, being the bumbling buffoons they are, they stepped on a rake and helped uncover Russia’s meddling in our election, with evidence suggesting that they did so with the cooperation of the trump campaign.

So, now that the heat is being turned up on trump and his faction of fuck-ups as investigators get closer and closer to proving every allegation, they want to revisit the GOP’s Greatest Hits—investigating the Clintons.

The Republicans have learned that nothing plays better to their banjo-plucking bozos than to invoke the Clintons. If they ever find themselves up against a crowd of agitated right-wing zombies, and their tap-dancing efforts are only serving to further irritate the meandering morons, all they have to do is utter, “The Clintons!” and the crowd will be brought immediately to heel.

It never fails.

So, what is a White House under threat of criminal implication to do? Why, invoke the Clintons, of course.

Here’s your trump picture:

(AP Photo/Stephen B. Morton)