…in foreign lands.

In Turkey, an 0ff-duty police officer shot and killed Andrey Karlov, the Russian ambassador to Turkey while speaking at an art exhibit in Ankara. The gunman shouted, “Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!”

Meanwhile, in Berlin, at least 12 people were killed when a large semi-truck drove into a crowd of shoppers at a Christmas market.

And finally, donald trump secured his presidency when the electors met at all 5o sate capitals and officially voted him into office.

Let the nightmare officially begin.

Meanwhile, in news that doesn’t matter…

The Internet openly wept as Rob Kardashian took to snapchat to tell the entire universe that his girlfriend, Blac Chyna, left him, even after he erected their Christmas tree.